Democratic Hen House And Its Eggs
Its been a while since we visited the Democratic hen house. When this hen house was first built, and then occupied, king rooster Obama, and Queen hen Pelosi, had bragged to all their constituents that in their mating, they would lay the best and biggest eggs ever laid.
In the last few weeks the hens of this egg laying house have certainly laid many eggs. But most of these eggs have been unfit for human consumption. It appears that many more spoiled and broken eggs are to come.
As I entered the hen house, the first thing that caught my eye was Queen hen Pelosi's perch had been lowered one notch. King rooster Obama still sits at her right wing, and rooster Barney Frank was content to lay at her feet.
Rooster Reid had recently sliped from his perch, and appeared to be anemic. The veterinarian said his red blood cells were deficient, his skin had become pale, and he was suffering from a shortness of breath.
The veterinarian gave him an injection of serum called liberalism, this coming from a government regulated clinic. The Vet was quite sure this would cure his condition.
As I looked around the coup, I observed that something was missing. No hen could be found having any virtue, no moral principals of conduct, no conviction of right or wrong, and no ethical standards. Also, no clue of common sense could be found. The conduct of every egg laying hen, and every rooster in this hen house was objectionable at best.
Super hen Pelosi has begun to understand this problem and is attempting to remedy it as soon as possable. She realizes the hen house needs a new image.
The gossip was going around that all had agreed that a new image was needed. It was to be called the "Vailed image affair." The word has been put out to every farm in America, search for, and find a Preacher rooster from the Christian family that would fit our hen house agenda.
This preacher rooster needs to be one with established credentials: one that can be controled; one that would walk Pelosi's walk, talk Obama's talk, and speak the liberal agenda to the conservative Christian community, and be believed.
Every hen house in America will be turned upside down to find a rooster preacher that can fulfill this position. Expediency is of the utmost importance. This preacher rooster must have the method, and will be given the means.
A Democratic chef will use king Obama and queen Polosi's personal eggs to make this omelet called, the "Vailed images affair." The ingredients are to be spoiled milk and tainted vegetables. They will be beaten together, folded over, and served to the conservative community on a golden plater hammered out and paid for from some Democratic agencies protected fund.
From my personal experience, I would say this rooster will be tall, soft spoken, have smooth words, be firm, be believed, baby faced, knowledgeable and able to give the conservative element in America a new sense of hope.
He will represent a tolorance toward, or even an acceptance of other beliefs. He will become the chief of thieves concerning Christian souls, involving them in this, "Vailed image affair." Beware of this future rooster, he can become the most dangerous rooster in America.
Phil LaSpino
EVERY HEN THINKS SHE LAYS THE BEST EGGS. WE SHALL SOON FIND OUT WHAT POLITICAL PARTY LAYS THE BIGGEST EGGS.
Well, the elections is behind us now. The Democratic party now rules in Washington. So lets keep a running tab on the number of eggs they lay.
Egg # 1. The Democratic party has voted to (give away) 750 billion dollars + to various corporations, etc. I believe this to be the first egg Democrats have laid.
Egg # 2. The Democratic governor in Chicago is embroiled in a criminal complaint to extort money for a seat in the senate, this and many other charges are about to be filed against this powerful man. Rod Blagojevich has many political ties with President elect Obama, and would-be cabinet holders. This is the Democratic parties second big egg.
1/10/09. I found a very large egg waiting for me in a hens nest.
Egg #3. Its had 3 yokes, enough for a good scrambled egg sandwich.
1. Bill Richardson appointed commerce secretary. Bill Richardson resigns because he is under investigation. Other charges pending.
2. Rolland Burris. Nice guy; Problem he was appointed by a governor Rod Blagojevich that will soon be impeached, indicted, and most likely go to jail.
3. Leon Panietta has been appointed C.I.A. director. Problem he has absolutely no experience. What a bad time to break in a new man.
1/15/09. I went to the hen house this morning and much to my supprise, there were two more Democratic eggs.
Egg #4. Tim Geitner has an appointment from President elect Obama for Treasury secretary. The problem, Mr. Geitner has been fined by the I.R.S. for failing to file his taxes, and for not paying his employes S.S. taxes. Not very good credentials for a person who has been appointed to rule over and enforce the I.R.S. laws.
Egg #5. Eric Holden has been appointed as the new attorney general. The problem. Eric Holden is in part responsible for letting Mark Rich, a wanted man that was on the F.B.I. most wanted fugitive list. Even before he was caught and brought to trial, Mr. Clinton with Eric Holden approval let Mark Rich off scott free. How about that. Eric is sorry for the oversight. Mr. Rich is free to spent the money he swindled from people.
Egg #7. Soon to be impeached Democratic governor Rod Blagojevich had the gull to swear in elected Senators from Illinois under oath. I have heard very little from the Democrats about this matter. I bet when they pray to their god of socialism, they pray that Blagojevich problem would go away.
Egg #8. This egg is an extra large jumbo.
I heard a hen as if it were in distress. So I ran to the hen house. Sure enough, one of the democratic hen's was about to lay an egg. But she appeared to be having a problem. The egg was half out, so I called the Democratic congress and told them about the problem. The egg about to be laid was a $170,000,000, dollar egg for the Presidents inauguration. The Democrats said it was OK, they would attach it to the bail out package, thank you.
I would like to introduce you to the queen of the Democratic hen house. See sits on the highest part of the roost. She will not tolerate any insubordination in her hen house. She has already begun to cackle, and spread her wings in defence of anyone attempting to challenge her authority.
The hens name is Nancy Pelosi.
She reminds me a story in the Bible, we find it in 1 K.3:15 thru 27. It concerns two women who had just delivered a child. The women and children were together in the same house and there was no one else with them. One of the children died because the mother had slept on the child and smothered it. She took the dead child and switched it with the living one as the other mother slept.
The sleeping mother of the living child found the dead child beside her in the morning, and knew it was not hers. She claimed the living to be hers, as did the other woman. Because both claimed to be its mother, the matter was brought before the king.
Both pleaded their case. The king could not decide the matter, but being a wise king, he asked that a sword be brought to him.
He told both women that he was going to cut the child in half and give one half to each women. The real mother of the child said, NO, do not do this thing. Give the child to the other woman, do not slay it, so it may live.
The woman who had switched the children said, "Let it be neither mine nor hers, but divide it."
Here we have the same idea of division. The queen hen, Nancy Pelosi would rather have her Democratic hens be divided from the Republican hens rather than see America (the child) live. Her obvious hatred for the Republican way of thinking, her distaste for the Christian community, and her inability to see what she is doing to the morals of America are obvious.
The decision in this case was spoken by the American people who represent an unwise king, making an unwise decision. They have voted this Democratic hen as queen of the roost.
See shouts from her perch at the top of her hen house, "We won the election if you didn't notice; We will do as we please." We will cut the child in half, there will be no compromises, no unity because I rule the roost. No mercy.
Even father rooster, (Mr. Obama) had better toe the line, the matriarch is cackling loud. Its going to be my way or death to the child (America.)
Listen! I hear another Democratic hen approaching the hen house. See is an exceedingly great hen, and her cackle is loud. This hens name is Hilery Clinton, and she is accompanied by king rooster, Bill. We may soon see a fight among the two matriarch hens, very soon. Lord God have mercy on us.
Phil LaSpino
There was a loud clamor in the Democratic hen house today. Egg #8, the super jumbo 850 billion dollar egg of the matriarch hen Nancy Pelosi has been laid. There is some doubt as to who the rooster is, but the gossip is Harry Reid sired the egg.
Mr. Obama has been chosen with matriarch hen Pelosi to sit on the egg until it hatches. But there's a big concern in the hen house. The other hens are worried that the egg may fall, and splatter. If it should fall, what a mess it would make, the cleanup would be exhausting, if not impossible. Stay tuned.
Also, one of the yokes of #3 egg is making the news again. To refresh your minds, egg #3 was the triple yoker. Its the Roland Burris yoke that is beginning to start trouble. Something about not telling the truth about his relationship with ex-governor Rod Blagojevich, or a few of his friends. I believe this yoke from egg 3 may have to be put where all spoiled yokes go. In the trash can.
Also, matriarch hen Hillary Clinton has been without a cluck lately, but I expect to hear some cackling from her very soon, accompanied by king rooster Bill.
Phil LaSpino